{"id":4940,"date":"2020-04-01T12:16:51","date_gmt":"2020-04-01T10:16:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.api-colomiers.com\/heleneboucher\/?p=4940"},"modified":"2020-04-05T14:24:55","modified_gmt":"2020-04-05T12:24:55","slug":"blagues-devinettes-histoires-droles-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.api-colomiers.com\/heleneboucher\/blagues-devinettes-histoires-droles-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Blagues, devinettes, histoires dr\u00f4les"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p style=\"color:#de14ca\" class=\"has-text-color\">Blague de Quentin : Deux poissons fr\u00e8res se parlent : \u00a0\u00bb Tu sais pourquoi tu n&rsquo;existais pas quand j&rsquo;\u00e9tais petit ? \u00ab\u00a0<br>\u00a0\u00bb Non \u00ab\u00a0<br>\u00a0\u00bb Parce tu \u00e9tais un poisson pas n\u00e9 (pas n\u00e9) ! \u00ab\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-vivid-cyan-blue-color\">Devinette de Mathieu : Qu\u2019\u00e9coute une vache \u00e0 la radio&nbsp;?<br><em>De la meuh\u2026sique&nbsp;!  (musique)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-pale-pink-color\">Histoire dr\u00f4le d&rsquo;Alexandre : 2 puces sortent du cin\u00e9ma. <br>La 1<sup>\u00e8re<\/sup> dit \u00e0 l&rsquo;autre \u00ab&nbsp;On rentre \u00e0 pied ou en chien&nbsp;?&nbsp;\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-vivid-green-cyan-color\">Que disent 2 chats amoureux&nbsp;?<br><em>On est f\u00e9lin pour l\u2019autre   (fait l&rsquo;un pour l&rsquo;autre)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-luminous-vivid-orange-color\">De quelle couleur sont les petits pois ?<br><em>Rouge, parce que les petits poissons rouges ! (les petits pois sont rouges)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Blague de Quentin : Deux poissons fr\u00e8res se parlent : \u00a0\u00bb Tu sais pourquoi tu n&rsquo;existais pas quand j&rsquo;\u00e9tais petit ? \u00ab\u00a0\u00a0\u00bb Non \u00ab\u00a0\u00a0\u00bb Parce tu \u00e9tais un poisson pas n\u00e9 (pas n\u00e9) ! \u00ab\u00a0 Devinette de Mathieu : Qu\u2019\u00e9coute<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4940","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-decouverte-activite"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.api-colomiers.com\/heleneboucher\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4940","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.api-colomiers.com\/heleneboucher\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.api-colomiers.com\/heleneboucher\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.api-colomiers.com\/heleneboucher\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.api-colomiers.com\/heleneboucher\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4940"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.api-colomiers.com\/heleneboucher\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4940\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.api-colomiers.com\/heleneboucher\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4940"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.api-colomiers.com\/heleneboucher\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4940"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.api-colomiers.com\/heleneboucher\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4940"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}